Army Post Road

Officer Lou, talking about his firearm: “It always made me feel like a man. Now all I've got is my enormous genitals.”

And on that note, let us begin. Today and yesterday have been most notably devoid of excitement. Work went well both nights and then I slept all day. I'd had an errand I'd wanted to do and some other stuff I needed to accomplish, but alas, my priorities are indeed not really priorities but nice thoughts that some people that sleep much more than me don't deem as necessary to accomplish. But I digress.

“Gobble, gobble, gobble, DEAD!”

One frustrating thing about work is that very few, maybe one or two a night, attractive girls come through my story during my shifts. There is a good looking redhead that's come in the last two nights but I think the guy she's come in with both times has been her boyfriend. :/

Yep, I think I was writing this on Thursday… or Friday… I don't remember, but here it is as it was when I didn't finish it…